Malachi is laying in my bed with his Leapster (leappad2 from my Dad). He loves to listen to the Kid's Bop music on there. He plays ALL STAR (originally by SMASH MOUTH) and I start excitedly singing along leaning over him. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger And her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead I put my finger and my thumb in the shape of an L on my forehead and Malachi corrects me saying, "he says ELF, like Christmas, ELF, like Santa Clause" I giggle to myself and continue singing the chorus. Hey now, you're an all star get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Malachi tells me, "He says GO PLAY outside, he has a trampoline" Seriously funny stuff, it's even funnier said with his little bit of a little kid lisp (...